Chat up Lines

Some of these chat up lines will almost certainly result in a slapped face! They are included here fo rentertainment value, and because no guide to picking up girls is complete without them!

Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money.
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.
Excuse me I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me tonight.
If you were a buger I would pick you first.
You: Can I borrow a quarter/ten pence/5 yen?
She: why? ( if she says sure or something else get her to ask you why)
You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. ( have something quick to say afterwards)
Are your pants from outer space? 'cause your butt is out of this world.
Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya.
I can't wait until tomorrow. She replys why not. You say cause you look better everyday.
Are you tired? Cause you've been running through my mind all day!
If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together!
I must be in heaven cause I've seen an angel.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Are you a surgeon? CAuse you've just took my heart away!
Have I seen you before? OH yeah it was in the dictionary under the word KABLAM!!
There must be a keg in your pants, cuz I want to tap that ass.
You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.
My pickup line was published on the Internet... Would you like to hear it.
Hey gorgeous the power company is looking for you you're so electrifying.
I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get.
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
Bond. James Bond
How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the
morning!
If I pet you, would you follow me home?
I'm not wearing any pants.
I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
I love the way you move...like butter on a bald monkey.
You remind me of my Grandma except I haven't slept with you yet.
You stole my heart. But that's okay; I have another one at home in the fridge.
Do you just wanna get naked?
Do you work for UPS? 'Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package!
Why do I have a pierced tongue? You'll soon find out.
Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?
Come on baby, sex is like pizza: Even if it's bad, it's still pretty good.
Do you wanna have kids with me??? No? Then do you just wanna practice?
I wish you were a carousel at Wal-Mart so I could ride you all day long for just a quarter!!
Aw, girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my "To Do" List!
Save a horse -- ride a cowboy.
Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can lay you on the table and take what I want?
You know, it's not premarital sex unless you plan on getting married.
Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
Mmmm, you bring new meaning to the word "edible".
Hey babe, do you realize that my mouth can generate over 750 psi?
Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!?!?!!
Sex is a killer...want to die happy?
Hi! Can I buy you a car?
I had sex with someone last night. Was that you?
You look like a hooker I knew in Fresno.
You're ugly but you intrigue me.
Hey baby...infect me!
Picture this, you, me, bubble baths, and a bottle of champagne.
No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?
Be unique and different, say yes.
If you ever want to see your children again, you'll do what I want.
Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? No? Oh well then, please start.
I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!
How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go screw.
Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass!
If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?
You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!
Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.
Could I touch your belly button . . . from the inside?
I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I = 69?
How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat.
If I had a rose for everytime I thought of you, I'd be walking in my garden forever.
(To someone wearing a wetsuit, i.e. surfer, bodyboarder, etc.): Are you wet in that suit?
What do you say we go behind a rock and get a little boulder?
Hi there! Do you wanna see something really swell?
Why don't you surprise your room-mate and not come home tonite?
I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?

Nice Girls Do It, Too!

It is absolutely true that when online dating sites first started they were populated entirely by perverts, sexual predators, weirdos, social misfits and emotional wrecks but that is no longer true. Online dating has gone mainstream and has lost all the social stigma it once suffered. Single people of all ages, races, religions and both sexes do it. Short people, tall people, thin people, obese people do it. People from every developed country in the world do it. Nice girls do it, too. The reasons people join online dating sites are as varied as the people who join but mostly they join for three very good reasons: (1) Time (2) Money and (3) It works.

Time: You can go through hundreds of online profiles and look at hundreds of pictures in the same length of time only one real world date takes and the screening is already done for you. You can tell right away if a guy is only looking for casual relationships or long term commitments. How many times have you worked 8 hours, gone home and spent another hour getting ready to go out then gone to the local hang-out for singles only to see the same old jerks, losers and drunks that are always there?

Money: For the price of one evening out on the town you can enjoy an entire month of meeting men from the safety of your own home….do it in your jammies or sweats and with a beauty facial working its magic.


It works. It really does work if you are willing to do the right things. Write a profile that grabs attention, post recent pictures of yourself, be fun and interesting while chatting with the men you meet on line, answering emails promptly and being on time for a pre-arranged online meeting.

So...Remember Guys...Dating sites are a good hunting ground for chicks...

How to Pick Up a Girls

How to Pick Up a Girl

There are plenty of people who are good at picking up girls...but they aren't good at explaining what they do. Don't fool yourself into thinking that you're either destined to be good with girls, or you aren't. Picking up girls is a skill anyone can learn.

STEPS:

1. Girls are everywhere! Don't get suckered into thinking that you can only find girls to date when you're out at a party, club or at the bar. They're on the street, in a store, in class, at the library everywhere you go. Just go out into the world and pay closer attention and you too can pick up girls.
2. Go talk to her! There's a guy named Mystery who came up with something called the 3 second rule. Pretty much, what it says is, if you see a girl you think is cute, three seconds after you think that, you should go up and start talking to her.
3. What to say. Guys are tripped up by this all the time. A good place to start is by using what's called a "neutral-opinion opener." What that means is you ask her a question about something that has nothing to do with you. It can be simple ("What do you think of this place?") or elaborate ("Did you see the fight outside? There were these two girls, and they were totally fighting over this guy...but the guy was really scrawny and wimpy looking...it was crazy..." but it really doesn't matter what you say to pick up girls.
4. IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU SAY!! Girls (especially hot girls) get hit on almost every day, and they know why you came up to talk to them. Whoever this girl is she isn't paying as much attention to what you're saying as she is to the way you're saying it (are you confident? comfortable? Are your shoulders hunched over, or back? Are you cocky and horny?) Do your best to appear relaxed, and she'll feel comfortable too. She's looking for a guy who is calm, cool, and in control...so be that guy when you want to pick up girls.
5. Do something original. A really pretty Babe has people telling her all the time how hot she is, how cute she is, how nice she is...and she's gotten used to it. If you become the next guy to come up and tell her how drop dead sexy she is, she'll appreciate the compliment, but she won't date you. I'm ***NOT*** saying to be mean...but you should be more casual. Make a little joke at her expense..not something huge or insulting (David DeAngelo would say something like "Wow, that's a big purse! Do you have a gun in there?" or if she's dressed up "I like your shoes...they look really comfortable") Not anything about her appearance, though.. that's just mean and not good to pick up girls.
6. Just be yourself! If you've ever asked a girl what to do to pick up girls, she'll probably tell you "just be yourself." You may think that means that if you feel nervous, and that you want to tell her again how pretty she is (for the 40th time) that you should...but that's NOT what she means. She means to treat her normally...almost like one of your mates. If you're at the bar, and she asks you to get her a serviette...she's probably just asking to see if you'll jump through a hoop for her. Don't do it! You wouldn't break your back to do anything for one of your best friends...don't treat her any differently!
7. Keep up the banter. Once you're talking to her, keep it up. You may want to come up with some stories about you that are funny or interesting, or that display an interesting side to your personality. Try to not fall into the interrogation technique (asking things like: What do you do? Where do you live? Where did you go to school? If you're stuck, turn those interview questions into statements, like "You look like you're from Alaska" or "I bet you're an table dancer")
8. Ask for her number! After a few minutes, if you're having a good time with her then finish a high note and ask for her telephone number. Say that you're having a great time, but you need to get back to your friends (or whatever else you were about to do before you started talking to her). If she says she doesn't want to give you her number, you can joke with her and say that you promise to only call her 50 times a day and no more. You could also just get her email address (almost everyone has one, and is OK with handing it out, especially for a hunky STUD like yourself)

TIPS:

• Practice! Start flirting with as many girls as you can...especially, at first, with girls you aren't all that interested in. The girl at the check out line at the store, the clerk at the gas station, the girl at the drive through window. Everyone likes to flirt, and you'll be getting better with each interaction to pick up girls.
• Don't take it personally - There are times where a girl may be rude, or cold, or downright hostile. Don't take it personally. She doesn't know you...you just started talking to her. Also, some pretty girls are just mean to guys when they first walk up and start flirting with them....this is a defense from having been hit on so many times before. It's a little test to weed out the insecure guys who aren't worth her time. By the same token, though, if she's not interested...she's not interested. Find another girl to pick up.
• STUDY - There are a lot of brilliant people out there who can help you learn this stuff. Mystery of the Mystery Method, David Deangelo of Double your Dating, Lance Mason of Pickup 101 among many other very talented people. Find their tapes, books, CDs, seminars, or whatever you can get. There are also forums out there with advice for people on how to pick up girls.
• If you feel too cheeky asking for a girls number or email address after a few minutes try and find out what local bars she frequents - or where you might be able to arrange another 'surprise' meeting. This will appeal to her romantic ideals of a spontaneous, fate-like encounter. Great to pick up girls.
• If you have an e-mail address using Microsoft Outlook, find someone who has your e-mail address and hers. Have them send an e-mail to you send her. When you receive it, on the line that says who it's to, double click her name. A box will pop up with her e-mail address in it.

These are great tips to pick up Girls.

How To Pick Up Girls

How To Pick Up Girls

Sometimes picking up a girl may seem to be embarrassing, difficult and impossible especially if you are doing it for the first time. For most men it is not easy to approach a girl. So is it that hard to pick up a girl?

I think if you are confident, skillful, articulate, have sufficient courage, and are armed with the right techniques then it is not that difficult to approach or pick up a girl.

There are several things you need to take into consideration.

Be positive: Women do not like men who are pessimists and have a negative approach to life.

Actually nobody like people like that. Hence, it is necessary to have a positive attitude and show it when it comes to picking up a girl.

Smile: "A smile increases your face value", and surprisingly it costs nothing. Therefore, especially while approaching any girl, smile constantly.

Utilize What You Have: Most men dwell on what they don't possess. They feel that they don't have the charm and seductive attraction some guys have. Sometimes they regret that they don't have a nice body.But haven't you seen many men who are good looking but don't have any girl. Be confident and try to capitalize on the assets that you have!

Make Her Laugh:Making your woman laugh will do the trick. Laughter attracts women easily and in less time. If you are successful in making her laugh a lot, you have already won the battle.

Don't Fear Rejection: Most men remain unsuccessful in the task of picking up a girl because they fear rejection. The fear of rejection is the main cause behind the failure.Take every rejection as the next step to success and learn from your mistakes.

Every time you get rejected, you are moving one level up, because once you become comfortable with girls saying no, your fear of rejection will be gone. So instead of getting hurt, be confident after every rejection. Remember, the guys who get rejected the most are the ones who leave with the most numbers!

Be A Good Listener: It always pays to be a good listener. Observe the things she is saying as well as your surroundings. Stop worrying about what to say next and focus your attention on listening. During the conversation, always make a direct eye contact with her. Believe me she will give you leads about what she would like to talk about, in essence, telling you want to say next.

Use Good Pick Up Lines: When picking up a girl, you can never go wrong with a great pick up line. The best way to start a conversation with a woman is to say "hi". This is the best opening line.

Now, once she responds, try to proceed further. For example, if you are at a music concert, a theater or a sports arena. You can continue the conversation by saying

- "How do you like the band?"
- "Awesome performance, do you like it?"
- "Great movie, isn't it?"

Now, if a woman is near you, you need to try out the famous 'goodbye introduction'. You can start with "Hi, I am just leaving. But before I do, I would like to introduce myself to the most wonderful woman around". And then see the result.

No doubt, the question how to pick up a girl seems to be difficult and it really is. However, you can simplify it by utilizing the powers you have, and following the tips and techniques mentioned above. All the best!

Alexander Faust is regular guy who's passion is women. Visit his web site http://www.seduce-a-woman.com and learn how to pick up girls, seduction tips and techniques.

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